I don;t care who you are - this is worth a listen... (unless you're a Republican)

I don;t care who you are - this is worth a listen... (unless you're a Republican)
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/478/red-state-blue-state#play

The blogosphere, fueled by Fox is buzzing with news that Mayor Bloomberg has turned away the National Guard.

The blogosphere, fueled by Fox is buzzing with news that Mayor Bloomberg has turned away the National Guard. My mind instantly provided an image of His Honor bravely staring down a tank on the Fort Hamilton Pkwy. 
The truth is - The Guard was already there. They're saving people and keeping the gas station lines safe and have so far managed to keep from mowing down any innocent civilians. Maybe the NYPD should take some firearm safety lessons from The Guard ?
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/35/44/all_sandynationalguard_2012_11_02_bk.html

#sacredsunday God bless and good luck to thenew pope.

#sacredsunday  God bless and good luck to thenew pope.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2012/11/04/egypt-coptic-christian-pope/1680103/

#caturday Only eight of my kitties name were on the list :-(

#caturday  Only eight of my kitties name were on the list :-(
http://www.wpbf.com/news/-/8789218/17118086/-/19dd6l/-/index.html

I could have written this, (sigh) #haiku olga belov

I could have written this, (sigh) #haiku  olga belov

NelliePea Teatime

NelliePea Teatime
Fifty Shades of Grey (hair)

My missus bought a paperback
In Asda…… Saturday,
I had a look inside the bag
T’was "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Well I just left her to it, see,
And went off up to bed
An hour later, she appeared
Oh the sight filled me with dread!

In her hand she held a rope
The other, held a whip!
She brandished them around a bit
And then began to strip….

Well forty years or so, ago,
I might have had a peek
But Doris hasn’t weathered well
She’s sixty-eight next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Couldn’t be much grimmer…
And things progressed from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer !

She struggled back up to her feet,
A good half hour later,
Put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her !!!

Now if you knew our Doris, see,
You’d know just why I cringed.
I’d been two months in traction, cos
My hips and knees unhinged.

She stood there nude. All naked, like,
Bent forward quite a bit…. and
Jumping back in fright I went
And stood on her left tit.

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out,
My word. What HAD I done ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
"Step on the OTHER one !!!"

Well reader, I can tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my dark brown hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Black and blue, battered too,
With wanton, wild perversion,
We decided that a night of sin
Was scarce worth such exertion.

Thank Heavens she has binned the book
And peace reigns, like before.
She’s head to toe in winceyette
And back to back, we snore………...

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Free download - donations needed (if you can)
http://www.gregpalast.com/ballotbandits/bookdownload/